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The Pimp, The Hoe & The Mom

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The Pimp, The Hoe & The Mom Empty The Pimp, The Hoe & The Mom

Post  Pantera Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:38 pm

(20:24:48) Exploding Typhoon: I was wondering where my pimp went.
(20:24:54) +Aérø ʃtone: FUUU
(20:25:17) Exploding Typhoon: A girl can't live without her pimp.
(20:25:28) +[KG]GarythePimp: Dat be true.
(20:25:30) +~~Lugia~~: wait ur a girl?
(20:25:35) Exploding Typhoon: We need our bitchslaps delived by professionals.
(20:25:40) Exploding Typhoon: *delivered
(20:25:59) +~~Lugia~~: gary aint no pimp hed get his @$$ kicked by blue anyday
(20:26:14) Aérø ʃtone won against [KG]Elemental.
(20:26:15) *** [KG]GarythePimp bitchslaps E.T
(20:26:19) Exploding Typhoon: Don't be badmouthing my pimp.
(20:26:20) +Aérø ʃtone: ..
(20:26:23) Exploding Typhoon: O:
(20:26:24) Exploding Typhoon: <3
(20:26:31) ~~Lugia~~ has super-impersonated Blue!
(20:26:38) Aérø ʃtone has super-impersonated The Other Hoe!
(20:26:39) +~~The Other Hoe~~: FUUU
(20:26:40) *** ~~Blue~~ kills garythefakepimp
(20:26:42) Exploding Typhoon: It's been so long since I had a REAL bitchslap.
(20:26:48) +~~The Other Hoe~~: who you think you is?
(20:26:53) ~~Blue~~ has super-impersonated Lugia!
(20:26:58) +~~The Other Hoe~~: you best be stepping out hoe!
(20:27:09) ~~Lugia~~ has super-impersonated The Third Hoe!
(20:27:10) Exploding Typhoon: No you.
(20:27:13) +~~The Third Hoe~~: B**** plz
(20:27:15) +~~The Other Hoe~~: FUUU
(20:27:27) +~~The Other Hoe~~: LOL its funny how Gary has soo mnay bitches
(20:27:29) +~~The Other Hoe~~: hoes*
(20:27:36) +~~The Other Hoe~~: manY*
(20:27:38) +~~The Other Hoe~~: many(
(20:27:39) ~~The Third Hoe~~ has super-impersonated Gary's Pimp!
(20:27:42) +~~The Other Hoe~~: F*** my keyboard
(20:27:46) +~~Gary's Pimp~~: bow to me B****
(20:28:04) ~~The Other Hoe~~ has super-impersonated Gary's Mom!
(20:28:05) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ._.
(20:28:11) +~~Gary's Mom~~: what is this Im reading..?
(20:28:13) +~~Gary's Mom~~: about"hoes"
(20:28:14) Exploding Typhoon: Gary's Mom.
(20:28:18) +~~Gary's Mom~~: and "B**** slaps"
(20:28:22) Exploding Typhoon: Do you remember that night we had lesbian sex?
(20:28:25) +~~Gary's Mom~~: [KG]GarythePimp explain yourself!
(20:28:27) +~~Gary's Pimp~~: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDn2Xp5ctQM&feature=relmfu
(20:28:27) Exploding Typhoon: And Gary recorded it?
(20:28:28) +~~Gary's Mom~~: .................
(20:28:30) Exploding Typhoon: That was hot.
(20:28:36) +~~Gary's Mom~~: I dont recall this
(20:28:37) +~~Gary's Mom~~: FUUU
(20:28:42) Exploding Typhoon: Of course not.
(20:28:47) Exploding Typhoon: You were slee-
(20:28:48) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Gary! You're in trouble mister !
(20:28:49) +~~Gary's Mom~~: D:<
(20:28:50) *** [KG]GarythePimp putting the video up online
(20:28:50) +~~Gary's Pimp~~: back of mrs. over reactive
(20:28:54) Exploding Typhoon: Oh, right.
(20:28:58) *** ~~Gary's Mom~~ used Rage
(20:29:06) *** ~~Gary's Pimp~~ used counter
(20:29:06) *** [KG]GarythePimp used Detect
(20:29:26) Exploding Typhoon: Oh god.
(20:29:30) +~~Gary's Mom~~: FUUU
(20:29:32) Exploding Typhoon: Keldeo-R is on the banner.
(20:29:41) Exploding Typhoon: FAILMON.
(20:29:50) *** ~~Gary's Mom~~ used Double Slap on [KG]GarythePimp
(20:29:52) +~~Gary's Mom~~: bad boy !
(20:29:57) Exploding Typhoon: Kinky.
(20:30:02) +[KG]GarythePimp: B****, sit down,
(20:30:03) +~~Gary's Mom~~: NO
(20:30:04) +~~Gary's Mom~~: !
(20:30:11) +~~Gary's Mom~~: this is a disgrace to our family
(20:30:12) +~~Gary's Mom~~: DX
(20:30:19) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Im going to kill myself
(20:30:22) +~~Gary's Mom~~: </3
(20:30:25) ~~Gary's Pimp~~ has super-impersonated Gary's Dad!
(20:30:27) +~~Gary's Mom~~: !
(20:30:27) +[KG]GarythePimp: Need help?
(20:30:31) +~~Gary's Mom~~: OH HAROLD
(20:30:32) +~~Gary's Dad~~: Whats going on here
(20:30:35) +~~Gary's Mom~~: LOOK WHAT OUR SON AHS DONE
(20:30:37) Exploding Typhoon: Gary's Dad.
(20:30:37) +~~Gary's Mom~~: has
(20:30:38) +[KG]GarythePimp: XD
(20:30:41) +[KG]GarythePimp: XDXDXDXDXD
(20:30:45) Exploding Typhoon: Remember that night you cheated on your wife with me?
(20:30:46) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Harold !
(20:30:47) +~~Gary's Mom~~: help me
(20:30:49) Exploding Typhoon: And Gary recorded it?
(20:30:52) +~~Gary's Dad~~: Gary u little bastard wat have i told u
(20:30:54) Exploding Typhoon: That was hot.
(20:30:54) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Harold !
(20:30:56) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ;<
(20:31:01) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Gary
(20:31:07) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ypu're grounded mister !
(20:31:08) *** [KG]GarythePimp shoots my dad with the pimpin gun
(20:31:11) +~~Gary's Mom~~: you're*
(20:31:12) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ....
(20:31:13) +~~Gary's Mom~~: NO
(20:31:15) +~~Gary's Mom~~: HAROLLLDDDDDD
(20:31:17) +~~Gary's Mom~~: </3
(20:31:17) Exploding Typhoon: Bitchin.
(20:31:21) [$G]iOh: Better not be Youngster Matt
(20:31:26) Immanency: Carl, that kills people!
(20:31:27) +~~Gary's Mom~~: watch your mouth young man !
(20:31:28) [$G]iOh: fiirm9
(20:31:31) Sorry, you must specify a name with at most 16 characters.
(20:31:44) ~~Gary's Dad~~ has super-impersonated TheGhost!
(20:31:45) Exploding Typhoon: Who're you calling a young man?
(20:31:51) +~~Gary's Mom~~: you
(20:31:53) Exploding Typhoon: I am an eighty three year old WOMAN.
(20:31:54) +~~Gary's Mom~~: you little whore
(20:31:55) +~~Gary's Mom~~: D:<
(20:31:57) Exploding Typhoon: Fgt.
(20:31:58) +[KG]Elemental: lol, dat mom sucks at punishment
(20:31:59) +~~Gary's Mom~~: OLD WOMAN !?
(20:32:07) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Im going to slap you so hard !!!!!!
(20:32:08) +~~Gary's Mom~~: etmtuy
(20:32:14) *** ~~Gary's Mom~~ slaps Exploding Typhoon
(20:32:14) ~~TheGhost~~ has super-impersonated Lugia!
(20:32:15) +~~Gary's Mom~~: D:<
(20:32:16) +[KG]GarythePimp: Ok oh. Old B****.
(20:32:18) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ...
(20:32:18) +~~Gary's Mom~~: !
(20:32:22) +~~Gary's Mom~~: WATCH YOUR MOUTH
(20:32:24) *** ~~Lugia~~ uses hydropump on garythepimp
(20:32:26) +~~Gary's Mom~~: I HAVE NO SON!
(20:32:26) +~~Gary's Mom~~: </3
(20:32:28) Quicksilver56: afk
(20:32:30) +[KG]Elemental: he can say whatever he wants to
(20:32:36) Exploding Typhoon: Quicksilver.
(20:32:44) Exploding Typhoon: Quicksilver from [Hero[?
(20:32:45) +~~Gary's Mom~~: D:<
(20:32:46) Exploding Typhoon: .-.
(20:32:48) Exploding Typhoon: *]
(20:32:50) +~~Gary's Mom~~: i need harold !
(20:32:51) +~~Gary's Mom~~: </3
(20:32:58) +~~Lugia~~: im a lugia now
(20:32:59) +~~Gary's Mom~~: why did you have to kill my husband?
(20:33:00) +~~Gary's Mom~~: D'X
(20:33:08) Exploding Typhoon: Your husband was a Lugia.
(20:33:10) Exploding Typhoon: Fu.
(20:33:10) +~~Gary's Mom~~: wait !
(20:33:12) +[KG]Elemental: your husband was a ****. we had to kill him
(20:33:16) +[KG]GarythePimp: ^
(20:33:19) +~~Gary's Mom~~: now I can amrry that sexy mailman
(20:33:20) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ;D
(20:33:22) +~~Gary's Mom~~: marry
(20:33:24) +~~Lugia~~: lol
(20:33:29) +~~Gary's Mom~~: oh Stevennnnnn !
(20:33:31) ~~Lugia~~ has super-impersonated ARCEUS!
(20:33:37) *** ~~ARCEUS~~ destroys the world
(20:33:41) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Steven !
(20:33:44) +~~Gary's Mom~~: get here now !
(20:33:46) +~~Gary's Mom~~: c:
(20:33:54) +~~Gary's Mom~~: wait !
(20:33:55) ~~ARCEUS~~ has super-impersonated Lugia!
(20:33:56) +~~Gary's Mom~~: no
(20:34:02) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Im really Lesbo
(20:34:02) *** [KG]GarythePimp dragging out Steven's dead body
(20:34:03) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ._.
(20:34:06) +~~Gary's Mom~~: NOOOO
(20:34:08) +~~Gary's Mom~~: oh nvm
(20:34:13) +~~Gary's Mom~~: I like da P**** now
(20:34:13) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ;3
(20:34:21) Exploding Typhoon: Obby.
(20:34:25) +[KG]Elemental: then do it to yourself
(20:34:28) +~~Gary's Mom~~: where's a good kitty cat where you need one
(20:34:28) +~~Gary's Mom~~: D:<
(20:34:41) +~~Gary's Mom~~: who want to get kinky?
(20:34:42) Exploding Typhoon: I knew you were awake.
(20:34:43) +~~Gary's Mom~~: idgaf
(20:34:47) +~~Gary's Mom~~: I'll F*** anyone
(20:34:47) +~~Gary's Mom~~: c:
(20:34:59) +~~Gary's Mom~~: what about you Gary?
(20:34:59) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Epic Win
(20:35:02) +~~Gary's Mom~~: wanna F*** around?
(20:35:04) +~~Gary's Mom~~: c;
(20:35:05) Exploding Typhoon: I totezly wnt 2 get knky.
(20:35:14) +~~Gary's Mom~~: [KG]GarythePimp
(20:35:17) +~~Gary's Mom~~: lets get busy
(20:35:17) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ;D
(20:35:18) *** [KG]GarythePimp takes E.T
(20:35:20) +~~Gary's Mom~~: D:
(20:35:22) +~~Gary's Mom~~: </3
(20:35:23) Exploding Typhoon: HE'S MINE.
(20:35:26) +~~Gary's Mom~~: NOO !
(20:35:26) Exploding Typhoon: <3
(20:35:29) +[KG]GarythePimp: <3
(20:35:30) +~~Gary's Mom~~: HE'S MINE !
(20:35:32) +~~Gary's Mom~~: FUUU
(20:35:43) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ...
(20:35:47) Exploding Typhoon: Shut up, we're having a moment.
(20:35:47) *** [KG]GarythePimp takes E.T to the basement and gets to work
(20:35:48) +~~Gary's Mom~~: what have I become?
(20:35:54) Exploding Typhoon: Obby.
(20:35:56) Exploding Typhoon: Wink
(20:35:56) +~~Gary's Mom~~: Im trying to F*** my own son
(20:35:56) +~~Gary's Mom~~: ;_;
(20:36:01) +~~Gary's Mom~~: #White People
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